Some Daisy Tidbits

I am too tired to shape this into an actual post with a narrative, so without further ado... here are some Daisy quotes from the last few days:

1) “Whoa! My elbows are really pointy!”
2) “How old do you have to be to lift a car?”

3) A recent dialogue with Daisy:

Daisy: If I eat healthy foods, I will never pass away.
Me: It’s true that if you eat healthy foods, you may live longer.
Daisy: Noooo; if you eat healthy foods, you will live _forever_.
Me: Uhhhh….

4)Last but not least, Daisy has been saying her princess and the pea doll has "the diabetes." Today she lectured her doll severely about "the diabetes," saying she could never eat anything sweet again and that she would have to eat "macaroni" instead of candy on Easter. She told the doll she could never get better and that this was a particularly severe form of diabetes called "scarlet diabetes." (I am sure she is getting this from her memorable bout with scarlet fever, which she always makes sure to tell people about).

Daisy has a game with the doll in which she hits the doll in the face with a plastic stick. Explanation: “I’m giving her medicine. She has diabetes. She catched it from Nana, Gommy, and our cat Kerouac. I’m making sure her bones are soft and have lots of energy.”