Today's Featured Convo

Daisy: I learned something inappropriate at school today! ////////// Me (being me): Oooh! Really? Tell me.//////////// Daisy (in furtive, guilt-filled whisper): [Classmate Name] made it up: "Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a heater; he accidentally turned it on and barbecued his weiner."//////////// Me: Ummm... Daisy, do you know what a weiner is?//////////////// Daisy (confidently). Yes. A butt.