Count them, please

Things that are wrong with Daisy's First Foto birth announcement (these are the folks who come around while you're in the hospital and sell you a deal on your child's first photograph):

1) It is in Spanish.

2) There is a large cross at the top of it that we did not request (we indicated no religious affiliation when we filled out the form, but for the record, Daisy's ma is Jewish).

3)The time of her birth is incorrect.

4) There is NO PHOTOGRAPH--which, incidentally, was the whole point of the self-proclaimed "First Foto" service.

5) The announcement is all in blue, which in First Foto world means she is a boy (not that I care that the announcement isn't in pink, of course).

The service also came with a "web nursery" featuring a photograph of Daisy and birth announcement. When I went to the site, there was indeed a picture there, but it was not the one we had requested. In fact, it was the worst photograph they took of her--possibly the worst photograph taken of her yet, by anyone. Her face is bright red, her eyes are closed, and she is in blurry mid-motion as she squirms away from the camera. We had explicitly requested they not use this photograph.

We are going to have to get our money back, but this all amuses us enough that we want to save a copy of it.