Okay, yeah, I am definitely sensing a phallic motif now... the burning branch, the meat hammer, the oversized scalpel. But Mita's was still by far the most erotic. Typical, given that her life is clearly an erotic thriller! :-)
I love the FORCEABLY reversing ones gender part. I have this notion of a plastic surgeon gone bad, undoing all the transgender surgeries he's done. I guess I watch too much Nip/Tuck
Btw, our lives have reversed...I am working in the writing center all day today and teaching, etc., while you are staying home....:0
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Prowling over the terrain, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Amy! And she gives a gutteral scream:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!!"
Hmmm . . .
Mita's battle cry:
Stalking on the freeway, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Mita! And she gives a cruel roar:
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, you will see ultraviolet!!!"
Interesting. If you recall, the other test said that I was "erotic thriller." Maybe I should go with this whole sexy villain thing.
Okay, yeah, I am definitely sensing a phallic motif now... the burning branch, the meat hammer, the oversized scalpel. But Mita's was still by far the most erotic. Typical, given that her life is clearly an erotic thriller! :-)
Who is that, skulking over the fields! It is Jenny, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"
All very nice, but I'm not sure any of them approach the pure horror of "forcibly reversing your gender." I am so terrifying.
I love the FORCEABLY reversing ones gender part. I have this notion of a plastic surgeon gone bad, undoing all the transgender surgeries he's done. I guess I watch too much Nip/Tuck
Btw, our lives have reversed...I am working in the writing center all day today and teaching, etc., while you are staying home....:0
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