The Daze

aka Dazelbaum aka Dazelberg aka Dazilla aka Dazel Sue aka Shmageggers aka Daisy Suzelah aka D'Suze aka Dazer

Theme songs: "Runaround Daisy Sue," "Peggy Sue/Daisy Sue," "Godzilla/Dazilla," "My Sharona/My Shmageggi," "Help Me Rhonda/Daisy," "Purple Daze," and others.




The Daze Report

This aforementioned Dazelbaum likes to flap her arms up and down at her side while kicking vigorously with her legs and shrieking with delight. At least, I think it's delight. She is a producer of copious mucous, drool, and gas, I'm afraid, but it's all surprisingly attractive. She likes to smile and fling her arms straight up in the air and she likes it when I kiss the bottoms of her feet. She is very adaptable to whatever I would like her to do, and takes to most things pretty easily, though if she is hungry or excessively tired, she may jut out her lower lip and let out a cry or two. However, fussiness never lasts long, and so far (cross my fingers for luck) I have never been unable to figure out what ails her and fix it. She has big brown eyes, long eyelashes, olive skin, a poochy lower lip, a rotund belly, ear hair, and dark brown head hair that is growing, thus far, in the shape of a Mohawk. That's all for now.