Monday, June 05, 2006

Verbal Rorschach Test

Cryptic note discovered today, in my handwriting on a Post-It, while I was going through piles and piles of old papers:

"The arthritic rat bakes cheesecake in a fedora."

Substantial reward offered to anyone who can help me understand what the hell I meant by that.

The only other clue is that under that sentence, it says, "Wednesday: Call Mita."

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you are SO high...

6:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering why my fedora was all burned. Tell that rat to take some Nuprin and get me a new one.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

So far no one is even in the RUNNING for the substantial prize. Sheesh.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Mita said...

Hrm. While I think that the Wednesday is probably referring to the Wednesday our birthday was on, I think that maybe if you called me tomorrow, I might give you some kind of cryptic clue to help solve the mystery. Something like, "The cat flies at 3 o'clock" or "Spiderlady takes the bait while the rain falls on the big oak."

Are you sure you didn't actually just mean to write, "that arithmetic lacks basic sense, unf, Nora"? Geez! I TOLD you to stop hanging out with Nora. She SUCKS at math.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

You know, Mita, I probably WAS trying to do something like that. Sometimes when I have to remember a long list of things, I create a nonsense sentence that starts with the letter of the thing I have to remember... like, the arthritic rat thing could have been me trying to remember to buy tacos, apples, and, uh, raisins. Or something like that.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, when you say the prize is "substantial,"...

5:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure I'm utterly missing the point by taking your request for interpretation seriously, but is it possible that this is one of your mnemonic quasi-acronyms? You'd written a while back that you come up with surreal strings of words--the first letter of which represents some other word that you actually need to remember--but that these always backfire because you still forget wh at you were supposed to recall...

8:21 PM  
Blogger specules said...

SHIT Michael, I HATE you. You beat me by TWELVE FREAKING MINUTES. That was MY suggestion! You take it back!

TARBCF:
tomatoes
apples
Renuzit
bread
carrots
food

I had a little trouble with a few of the letters...

Although if it were groceries you'd probably have written a grocery list. I think this mnemonic device is something naughty about someone and you didn't want to leave an overt paper trail.

8:34 PM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

Wow, I am so impressed that you remembered that about me, Deb and Michael! That is my theory--that it's a mnemonic (sp??) and I was trying to remember some items that started with those letters. How sad that the shell of the memory is left but the substance shall never be recovered....

9:31 AM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

PS
Deb, I love the last item in your interpretation of the mnemonic: "food." Must remember: buy FOOD! :-)

9:34 AM  
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