Most flattering thing to have happened to me in years

I was at Mark's 40th birthday show, sitting and listening to an all-girl punk band called Turbonegra. I'm pretty sure the song they were singing was called "Erection" (or at least it involved many repetitions of that word). An extremely drunk man stumbled up to me, giving me the devil-horns sign. I gave it back to him. He grinned widely at me, then mumbled, "No, I'm not getting in any trouble tonight," and stumbled drunkenly away. I am pretty sure he thought that that sentence occurred *inside* his head.