I needed a giggle
Meme borrowed from Haddayr's LJ.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sarita Bonita.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle.
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color plus favorite animal:) Blue Dog. (It's the same as Haddayr's. Move over, there's a new, plagiaristic detective agency in town, Blue Dog.)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name plus street you live on) Judith Point Lobos. (HAHAHAHAHHA!!)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Gossagil.
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Second favorite color with favorite drink) Purple Wine. Or Purple Lemonade. If I'm being totally honest, Purple Lemonade is probably the winner, but Purple Wine sounds like a much cooler superhero. Sorry, Purple Lemonade :-(
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Men: father's middle name and mother's middle name; Women: mother's middle name and father's middle name): Jane Leland.
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kerouac. (MAN, that is cool.)
9. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on): Dewdrop Winkle Point. (Again hahahahahahha brilliant.)
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sarita Bonita.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle.
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color plus favorite animal:) Blue Dog. (It's the same as Haddayr's. Move over, there's a new, plagiaristic detective agency in town, Blue Dog.)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name plus street you live on) Judith Point Lobos. (HAHAHAHAHHA!!)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Gossagil.
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Second favorite color with favorite drink) Purple Wine. Or Purple Lemonade. If I'm being totally honest, Purple Lemonade is probably the winner, but Purple Wine sounds like a much cooler superhero. Sorry, Purple Lemonade :-(
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Men: father's middle name and mother's middle name; Women: mother's middle name and father's middle name): Jane Leland.
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kerouac. (MAN, that is cool.)
9. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on): Dewdrop Winkle Point. (Again hahahahahahha brilliant.)
posted by Sarah Goss at 12:39 PM
14 Comments:
omg, there are so many like, identity theft questions here it's out of control! I probably won't do the whole thing but here are some choice answers, most of which are markedly less poignant-sounding than yours.
4. Ying May Arguello - my character must be all *ethnic* or something
5. Tjodetjo - one of the security breach combinations, but so perfect I had to list it...
8. Black Thomas Hardy (my one remaining brine shrimp who's survived for 7 years in a little glass bubble)
9. Pretzel Brossard - quite a propos, mais non?
will have to do this for myself! It's one of the best memes I've seen, since you can't predict the answers, but just have to see what happens. I love "Judith Point Lobos"! I can just see a whole series of Harlequin Romances based on her adventures on the foggy side of San Francisco where Land's End meets the sea... They're almost gothic with the waves crashing against the ruins of Sutro Baths and the stone lions looking sternly on Judith's adventures in the Heights...
I'm not sure of "CooKatCow" as my Star Wars name--can I trade with someone else? Almost as bad as Jar Jar--oops that *was* a Star Wars name! And I don't think Purple Iced Tea cuts it as a superhero name! Do like Folly Dickenson as a porn name, bu think yours is racier...
Wheeee!!
Gangster: Mitizzle
Detective: Blue Manatee
Soap Opera: 16th (umm ... I have no middle name)
Star Wars: Mahmisin
Superhero: Yellow Water (HAHAHA. Um ... I'd hate to think of what my superpower is!!!!)
Witness Pro: Prabha Kumar (Wait ... I thought this was my witness protection name ... not my come get me homeland security name!!)
Goth Name: Black Kittie (yep. that works)
Porn: Minnie Silver Springs (again, yep)
Selective results:
Soap Name: Page Riverside. I like that one.
Goth: Black Sappho. Very fitting.
Porn: Clementine Cherry. Enough said.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Matt
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Matizzle.
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Green Monkey. (AWESOME.)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Ross Harmony. Yeah, baby.
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Besmaspe.
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: White Coffee.
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Allan Gail
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black Jam.
9. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: I didn't have any childhood pets. :/
Black Thomas Hardy! Awwwww. Unfortunately, though, I see Black Kerouac beating him up.
Oh my God... Katherine, Purple Iced Tea is the WIMPIEST superhero in the world! I am so sorry, but even Purple Lemonade would beat him up. I think.
Katherine, YES, that is eactly what I picture for Judith Point Lobos! Beautiful.
Bianca,
Black Sappho and Clementine Cherry! Brilliant.
Okay, the "x" on my keyboard isn't working too well. Mitizzle! Blue Manatee cracks me up. So does Minnie Silver Springs. But, Yellow Water is sooooo good (except--your favorite drink is water? I don't know if I can accept that!) Matizzle, I really love Ross Harmony and Green Monkey.... and White Coffee, too, for some reason.
White Coffee sounds like the villain in a 70s blaxploitation film.
Jane Leland is a great name, but your father's middle name is Lee.
M.B., okay, in fairness to me, I DID write "Jane Lee" first, and then I changed it to "Jane Leland"... "Lee" is short for "Leland," after all. But it says "Gary Lee Goss" on the birth certificate, huh? Okay, noted!
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