"I like him, but I'm not sure if he likes me."

This was said to me today by my FOUR-YEAR-OLD. She has been talking incessantly about this particular FOUR-YEAR-OLD boy for about two months, focusing in on the minutiae of what he says and does around her, analyzing it (yes, analyzing it in her four-year-old way) and always drawing the most dire conclusions about how he feels about her.

Aaaaaaaaaa! I thought I had another ten years before dealing with this crap!