Thursday, March 02, 2006

38% Evil, Lawful Good Elf Fighter

I am 38% Evil:

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

***You Are 38% Evil***A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
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I am a Lawful Good Elf Fighter:

What D&D Character Are You?: http://fantasyherald.com/quiz/dand/index.php

Lawful Good Elf Fighter:

Alignment:Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

I have no idea why I am a Fighter, since I checked "Flight" over "Fight" and said my weapon of choice was "running away."

I am a dangerously, insidiously evil, lawful good, pacifist fighter Elf.

10 Comments:

Blogger Sarah Goss said...

Mark's result:

Chaotic Good Halfling Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Mark Meritt said...

The short fat easy life part definitely fits me.

However, while I'd like to claim to be "chaotic" or independent, I think the truth is I'm more timidly law-abiding and conventional in spite of seeming tendencies to the contrary (shameful as that is to admit).

Comfortable in my gluttony,
Mark

9:04 AM  
Blogger arweena said...

omigod sarah - i am horrified by this!!!!!! is it because i have shot a gun and liked it??!!!???? It was years ago...and it was my dad's and it's not my fault I wasn't a boy.....

My results:
You Are 68% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

10:47 AM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

hee hee, Arweena... my guess is that the percentages leap up exponentially with every box you check. I admit, I hesitated on the gun one too because I DID fire a gun once, but it was with crazy people and I didn't enjoy it that much, but I can totally see why people might enjoy it under the right circumstances :-)
Well, you may be 68% evil, but you are also neutral good elf barbarian!! And didn't you score, like, a 0 on evil on that test? Funny.

10:54 AM  
Blogger specules said...

I fear Arwen. A lot. Everyone else should probably be careful, too.

10:03 PM  
Blogger specules said...

I can also, like Dave, be an ass. :-)

10:04 PM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

Debbie is not an ass! And Arwen is not evil! But I am amused by the idea that her friends must "fear her. A lot." Sometimes, when something is very not true, it is VERY funny, and that's how this one is for me. Chortling inwardly... Me.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a 38% Evil Chaotic Good Elf Bard, which actually sounds kind of fun.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

Holy crap; everyone, except Arwen apparently, is 38% evil. It is so cool that you got "elf bard"... I wonder if that is one of those categories, though, that doesn't really exist in D and D land? (Mark already told me, scornfully, that there were no such thing as "elf barbarians").

5:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah Goss said...

PS
You got almost the same rating as Mark-- he was Chaotic Good, and he was a Bard. But he was a short fat Halfling who liked to drink beer and eat beef and had a toad for a pet, and you are the much cooler elf, like ME. Did you say you wanted to live in a city in the trees? I just don't get how anyone could not pick that option.

5:01 PM  

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