In my spam box today....
From: "ztafwwpwqqu"
Subject: Are you tired of women turninig you down bcause of you micro penis?
Make impotence your worst nightmare, not reality.
http://klpnlr.decayreproach.com/?18862042
=1405C4A504B4B42BC60A5BBB1AEAC64A5949=
Scourgify. A few feathers and droppings vanished.
Subject: Are you tired of women turninig you down bcause of you micro penis?
Make impotence your worst nightmare, not reality.
http://klpnlr.decayreproach.com/?18862042
=1405C4A504B4B42BC60A5BBB1AEAC64A5949=
Scourgify. A few feathers and droppings vanished.
posted by Sarah Goss at 11:02 AM
5 Comments:
Thanks for the link, Sarah! I didn't realize that there was a solution that would make impotence merely my worst nightmare instead of a reality. If we get this down, imagine the possibilities for our lesser nightmares, like, erm, war, famine, genocide, cancer, AIDS, the education crisis ...
I can't wait to get a macro penis!!
:-)
I am so glad I could help!
I don't quite know why this penis enlargement ad struck my fancy, given that I get so many calls for penis enlargement each and every day... maybe it was all the typos. And the insult at the end: "You micro penis!" I am going to call people that. As part of my general crankiness.
Do it. Totally. You know what would be even better? Calling someone "micro penis breath."
I think my favorite part about the e-mail is the: "Scourgify. A few feathers and droppings vanished."
That was part of it, right? Weird.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA!
Who. WRITES. This. Sh*t?
It takes a kind of genius, doesn't it?
And, oh yes, Mita, the "Scourgify" bit is part of the spam. Weird, huh? You should check out Deb's lists of spam names! She's a sort of collector :-)
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